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Ass Pass Alert: Phoenix Suns' Eric Bledsoe Inbounds Off of Defender's Butt, Gets Easy Bucket

Like the Death Star​ and its convenient vulnerability to a proton torpedo shot to the reactor core in "A New Hope," the butt was clearly designed for the ass-pass.

When God (or, y'know, evolution) designed the butt, do you think she had only a seat cushion in mind? No. Clearly, its highest purpose was the inbounds play. Just look at it. Like the Death Star and its convenient vulnerability to a proton torpedo shot to the reactor core in "A New Hope," the butt was clearly designed for a one-in-a-million pass for a successful and hilarious inbounds play. Such was the beauty and magnificence of Phoenix Suns guard Eric Bledsoe's inbounds play against the Minnesota Timberwolves. Off the butt, back into dead space, a layup, and we have the ass-pass of the year. The game ended 92-87, Phoenix. Coincidence?

[h/t Sportscenter]