A lot of people are saying that this raccoon invaded Yankees training camp at Florida's Steinbrenner Field in Tampa, Florida. But let's set the record straight: the Yankees invaded this raccoon's field, and they know it."Isn't it crazy?" the media said. "This thing doesn't belong here!" Well let me tell you, those media members, like the Yankees, are colonists of nature. Because that raccoon more than belonged there. That field was once fertile swampland, where I'm sure the raccoon feasted on crawfish, earthworms, and muskrats. But then they paved the poor raccoon's paradise and literally put up a parking lot.Who said it's boring at Yankee camp? Today we have a raccoon standoff (it ends well!!) pic.twitter.com/nxsLFsEbxw
— Marly Rivera ~ ESPN (@MarlyRiveraESPN) February 28, 2016
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Yes, it scampered away, but likely only to bring some buddies back and plot its revenge. After all, this plan to overthrow man from his high cherrypicking post in the natural world has been in the works since at least 2014, when the below-photo was taken during spring training at the same location.And the raccoon lives! pic.twitter.com/YfaozO3jm0
— Marly Rivera ~ ESPN (@MarlyRiveraESPN) February 28, 2016
I, for one, am with the cause, Rocky. Fuck 'em up good next time.[h/t Marly Rivera and Rob Tornoe, who aren't nature colonists]BREAKING: Raccoon watches Yankees spring-training workouts http://t.co/GTMJQJYk6k #NotTheOnion pic.twitter.com/ClpOCoO83m
— Rob Tornoe (@RobTornoe) February 17, 2014