Snow blowers are for cheaters. Photo by Kevin Hoffman—USA TODAY Sports
The Buffalo Bills ran into a snow disaster last week after their field machines churned up the rubber pellets that make up the guts of New Era Field. Well, the team has cooked up some cockamamie scheme to prevent things from getting too snowy: hire out a bunch of the Mafia to take over and shovel the shit out of some shit.
It's that time of the year! Shovelers are needed today at @NewEraField. $10/hour ❄️ Full details: https://t.co/VyPKG5Kmp3 pic.twitter.com/dEGYOqjMFB
— Buffalo Bills (@buffalobills) December 17, 2016
The Bills' official blog sent up a request for help early this morning to make sure they had people (over 18 and with "proper working papers"—very Bills, IMO) on the job throughout the day and night, and it honestly doesn't seem like that bad a deal. The organization is willing to pay $10 an hour—$1 an hour more than New York's current minimum wage—and is providing a warming hut and free lunch and dinner. People who shovel for more than four hours get free tickets to the game. Not too shabby.Well, they are playing the Browns, so…Lots of snow calls for lots of plows… and shovelers! Bills fans help clear up the snow at New Era Field before tomorrow's game @WKBW pic.twitter.com/8KUoEhH1kn
— Paola Suro (@PaolaSNews) December 17, 2016