B. David Zarley
Nicki Minaj Plus a Gay Bear Equals Chicago's The Big Dipper
The Big Dipper is a hairy, filthy-mouthed queer rapper out of Chicago who has a theater background, and way better style than you. It's intimidating at the very least, and amazing at the most.
OSU Isn't Playing Today and That Is BS
Ohio State just wrapped up a perfect season, but aren't playing for a bowl because the NCAA is just as perfect as being straight evil. TattooGate and a history of the NCAA's scholar-athlete exploitation.
Twenty-Four Straight Hours of College Basketball Destroyed My Mind
An endless parade of crimson-lipped cheerleaders and reptilian coaches began to bleed together, and all the games merged into a single, massive, all-consuming monstrosity of competition whose sole purpose was to wear me down. Here, in the cruel light...
Talking to the Holy Ghost in Her Bugatti
Be near enough to talent, and you will feel the vibe splatter across your flesh like rain. Musicians have it, actors have it, politicians and academics and athletes have it, and Meaghan has it so strongly that it shimmers across Belmont Avenue.
A Peek Inside the Life of the Real Mrs. Kanye West
I am standing beneath an enormous lobster, thinking about David Foster Wallace and how good Klonopin tastes, and it is 3:30, which I feel quantifies Mrs. West's directions to meet her at 41st and Seventh at " around 3/4".