Rail Me Like One Of Your French Girls With The Petit Eiffel Bullet Vibrator

Folks, if there’s anything I’ve learnt in my years of being a sex writer, it’s that you should never underestimate the humble bullet vibrator. They’re versatile and discreet and, when used correctly, will give you a mind-blowing orgasm.

This explains why we’re stoked that the sexual wellness brand Frenchie has brought out its first bullet vibrator, The Petit Eiffel, and let me tell you, it might just rival a freshly baked baguette with butter — I said might.

This little toe-curler is pretty similar to every other bullet vibrator on the market, only it’s shaped like its namesake, sans the spike.

Anyway, it’s made from supersoft, medical-grade silicone that’s waterproof up to one meter (if that’s what thrills you) and has seven different speeds/modes so you can go to town however you’d like.

She’s also fairly simple to use. Hold the “on” button for three to four seconds until the Eiffel lights up. Then press it again to switch between modes and speeds.

The best part about this whole shebang is the cheeky discount code Frenchie has released. Simply use 'PETITAMOUR' at the checkout for 15% off everything.

Yep, everything. So if this little bullet doesn't really tickle your pickle, you could also opt for one of Frenchie's other cult-famous sex toys, like Le Coq ($32) or the Double Entendre ($95), and get a nice discount on those, too. You’re welcome!

You can shop Frenchie's entire sex toy range here.