At the moment the world feels somewhat like a giant steakhouse with the amount of tasty beef being flung around willy-nilly. Drake versus Meek Mill, well done rib-eye. Action Bronson versus Ghostface Killah, medium-rare fillet. Chip versus Yungen, prime rump served bloody. Beef for days. Weeks of beef.But none of these compare to the T-Bone steak sizzling away in the grill at the Houses of Parliament at the moment between MC 'Ravey' Davey Cameron and J-Corbz. To re-cap, MC Cam laid down a classic rap battle technique by essentially insulting J-Corbz' mum and the garms he was wearing. "I think I know what my mother would say," MC Cammy Cam said on Wednesday, straight bars. "I think she would look across the despatch box and she would say, 'Put on a proper suit, do up your tie and sing the national anthem'." Straight heat, I'm sure you'll agree.
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Not one to back away from blessing the mic, J-Corbz spent an entire day fuming and then responded with an acute volley of lyrical finesse, saying: "You know what he is really jealous of? That I can go shopping in the greatest shopping centre in the world, Holloway Road, N7, and he has to stick with Bond Street." Hold tight JC, can't wait for you to upload the diss track on Soundcloud.But that got me thinking. What is this famous Holloway Road style Jeremy Corbyn was talking about? What do people look like when they've just come out of the greatest shopping centre in the world? What level of chic can you see tottering up and down the wide-open roads of N7, with their level of panache and bravura that has made the very Prime Minister of our own country green with envy? What the fuck is Holloway Road chic?I went down to have a look see, and ask the locals what they thought of Corbyn's now infamous debonair threads.
ALEX, 38
TOBY, 37
MIZUKI, 22
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TANIA, 24
MATTHEW, 38
FRANK, 36
ALEJANDRA, 35
EDMOND, 62
RUKSHANA, 17
JULIE, 49 AND CORAL, 52
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