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Detention Children's Whiskey

Slept through the alarm. Spilled my juice at breakfast. Missed the school bus. Even got in a fight at lunchtime. Wasn't all bad, though. Still got Detention Children's Whiskey.

The Humongous Fungus Among Us Issue was primarily sponsored by two competing children's whiskey brands. The other one was Country Recess.