Killing It: The Fake Feminist Edition

There's enough gossip going around the world of electronic music that it probably deserves its own TMZ, Gawker, and Perez Hilton. We keep track of the drama, the beef, the LOLs, the dramatic build-ups, and the tragic drops so you don't have to. Now, let's see who killed it this week.

MILEY CYRUS CAN'T TAKE A JOKE FROM A DUTCH DJ
On Halloween, everyone's favorite twerking tongue made it into the VIP section for Chuckie's DJ set. After Chuckie cracked a Miley joke (which is pretty easy to do at this point) she was seen giving him the finger and promptly getting kicked out of the VIP area. I guess she can join Justin Bieber in the club of pop stars that have been dissed by a DJ.

MIXMAG'S 10 THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO PRETEND THEY KNOW ABOUT DANCE MUSIC
This one made us laugh because it's so spot on. We've heard them all, from "I'm really into that deep house" to "Berghain is the best club in Berlin." But perhaps the most savvy entry was the one about America (not) ruining dubstep: "That first wave of brostep was pretty atrocious, but since the initial explosion of flatulent mid-range riffage and tops-off moshing… America has become the new home of bass." Aw, shucks, thanks guys.

CO- FOUNDER OF HARD FEST CONSIDERS GIVING THE LADIES A CHANCE 
Gary Richards, better known as Destructo and one of the founders of the massive HARD festival recently spoke about holding an all-women DJ festival in the near future. Apparently, he thinks the females are "killing it" and "doing way better than the boys," which means we should… separate them and put them in their own event? Hey Gary, we love you but why don't you just put the women in a regular lineup like everyone else? We are confused. You are making things very HARD for yourself.

ROLLING STONE ITALY REFERS TO DJS AS LOW CLASS WHORES

Should we invite them to the all-girl DJ festival?

DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES WITH BEAMZ

We have been laughing about Flo Rida's Beamz for weeks so this parody is making us pretty happy in the office. We can't wait for it too.

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FAKE BLOOD GETS KICKED OFF DECKS IN SEOUL
Maybe the Koreans just couldn't handle his realness? At this point, getting the boot should just be considered an honor.

DIZZEE RASCAL IS MAD
Remember back in the day when there was no Twitter and famous artists couldn't expose their reactions to their music getting taken off radio playlists? And they had to complain to their friends and cry in a room alone? Maybe we need to go back to that time. I mean, yikes! Dizzee's Twitter rant is pretty fucking awkward. Well, I guess this is just one less email for Radio 1 to open.

WAKA CALLS EDM TOUR THE BEST TOUR OF HIS LIFE 
"Man, just different colors, the rave life. The energy, the wildin' out—just all of it man! It's the best." Waka gushed about his love for EDM to Do Androids Dance this week, while also spilling details on his tour with Steve Aoki and Pharrell. He even hit a girl with a cake and described it as being "amazing" and "like an orgasm". Hmm, Waka must be having some pretty weak-ass orgasms.