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The 'Basic Bitch' Will Never Die
Michael Kors may be tanking, but the internet will make sure that 'basic' lives on forever.
Life After Content Farming: the Transcendence of Bill Simmons
Bill Simmons may be the ‘most organic’ content farmer of all time.
What the #DadBod Teaches Us About Us
The dad bod has taught us more about the human condition than we may ever know.
Twitter Is the Next Great Digital Graveyard
Media have already given up on Twitter as the centerpiece of successful digital strategy. Life on the content farm is hard--you have to write deeply personal eulogies for the eternally obsolete.
Should We Stop #Cyberbullying TIDAL?
Let’s just be happy that celebrities tried something, and even though it failed, they are still more famous for it.
Coachella 2065: Day One, Reviewed
I only went because the tickets were free with the purchase of a 3-liter bottle of Mountain Dew Coachella Cucumberita Blast. Why the hell else would I go to an overheated wasteland in the desert?
How the 'Food Babe' Grew the Most Controversial Content Farm of 2015
The Food Babe has the formula to be more scalable than ‘real science’ behind health/weight loss.
How to Digitally Profile an Alleged Mass Murderer
Can search history be considered a significant tool in profiling Andreas Lubitz? Can search history be considered a significant tool in profiling anyone?
How Little Caesar’s Teaches Us 2 Reject Technology
Little Caesar's is the future [via ‘going off the grid’].
The Biggest Douche in Online Media
Emerson Spartz ‘takes pride’ in using data to ‘give people what they want’ [via stupid memes].
LIFE ON THE CONTENT FARM
After the rise and fall of my content farm, HIPSTER RUNOFF, I’m back to generating text-based internet content, or what people who have never generated content call it, “writing.”