Adventure Boi
Send A Fun Text™
You drafted it three times in Notes and let your WhatsApp group squabble over the tone and now you're ready to hit 'send'
Take Them For an 'Ironic' Valentine's Date Where You Actually, and Here's the True Irony, Actually Try Quite Hard
You've sort of 'owned' yourself into falling in love, here
Buy a Load of Cut-Price Lindt and Roses the Day After Vally Day
Treat the most important person in your life: you
Cancel This Shit and Go to the Bathroom, You're Never Going to Get Served Anyway
A wise choice; a sudden adventure!
Hours Have Passed And You Are At a Pub on a Saturday Night
This will be good, won't it; you'll get to wrestle with nine-thousand people every time you go to the bar and it is literally impossible to get a piss in