Patrick Henderson and Ryan Bassil
Kweku Adoboli was jailed last week for somehow managing to lose $2.2 billion of UBS's money in fraudulent deals, which is equal parts hilarious and terrifying. His case got us wondering if it would be possible to spend that much money and keep it on...
But does the sale really change anything? Hasn't 'Star Wars' been shitty for years anyway? Shoppers in Forbidden Planet, London's comic book Mecca, are you pissed that Disney is making a new 'Star Wars'?
Evolution is bound to do something soon so who's to say animals won't eventually be able to talk?
"I'm into that chick who was talking about legalising weed."