Rap Music
Everything Should Be Soundtracked by Rap Producers, Especially These Projects
Imagine if Waka Flocka directed a horror film and Lex Luger scored it. WOULDN'T THAT BE PERFECT???
We Interviewed Lecrae, the Number-One Christian Rapper in the Universe
Meet the massively popular rapper you've never heard of who hangs out with Malice from The Clipse and would never rap the word "Shit."
Premiere: Kitty - "R.R.E.A.M."
Kitty Pryde is now just Kitty, and "C.R.E.A.M." is now about Benadryl.
How To Make Money Off Rap Without Really Rapping
It's easy. You just have to be sort of a con artist.
Kanye West's Cruel Winter - A (Hypothetical) Behind-the-Scenes
"Swerve?" Big Sean shivered. He was alone, adrift in the Arctic Ocean. The nearest a$$ was hundreds—nay, thousands—of miles away. A walrus hooted beside him."
The Noisey Rap Ad-Lib Style Guide
Jeezy's laugh is different from Chief Keef's laugh is different from Jadakiss's laugh, etc.
Rap Clichés That Need To Stop In 2013
Why "swag," weed rap and freemason production needs to die this year.
Surviving The Impending Mayan Apocalypse With Lakutis
The first thing is you're gonna need some Uggs, because they can keep your feet warm without socks.
The Year In Hip-Hop Production - In Limericks!
When the streets give you lemons, make drill. / Then angrily threaten those lemon's good will.
What's Corrupting the Youth of Today?
Just wander the streets of any major city and you’ll see teens and tweens and whatnot using incomprehensible slang and disturbing the peace. “Rap music!” the kids of today are yelling. “Sext on an iPod! One Direction!” Then they gyrate their supple...