Sadly this is not a parody.
The UK has its fair share of dusty laws, but it's still perfectly legal to take a picture off a wall.
"It just feels like a massive cover-up for the fact that the government has treated us appallingly during the pandemic."
We’re in the midst of a pandemic, schools are closed and campuses are empty due to COVID lockdowns, but the UK government wants to focus on free speech in higher education.
Education Secretary Gavin Williamson also said the UK was better than Belgium but we couldn't fit that into the headline.
And does it have anything to do with oil?
So we thought of some other stuff to put guns on.
“Russia is ripping up the rulebook by undermining democracy."
With House Of Cards political games and the promotion of more white men.