Some people just refuse to be defeated by a double-booking over Glasto weekend. And yes, they know to offset the CO2 emissions.
Yeeaahhh you know you gotta inject this wholesome Glastonbury content, thank you.
From bucket hats to healer chic to Dads at Large: your guide to the subcultures of the UK's biggest festival.
“Sorry lads, but I have the most beautiful ballsack.”
"More drugs. Haha, no – water. Or avocado on toast. My best hangover cure: not drinking in the first place."
From wading through a stream to slinging on a hi-vis jacket and trying to stroll in, this lot have tried every method you'd consider.
The festival's shared its full 2019 line up, so here's a handy guide to everything you'll miss because you're a mess.
Janet Jackson, Christine and the Queens, and Lauryn Hill are all also highly billed in the first proper wave of acts announced for June 2019's event.
The 'Dirty Computer' star is confirmed to headline the festival's West Holts stage this summer. Please excuse me while I sob uncontrollably.