Jersey Shore
I Went to a D-List Celebrity Botox Party
Hanging out with a fame-hungry Kim Kardashian lookalike, a parody singer, the “Butt King of New York,” a tequila-selling Mafia wife, and the girl who got kicked off Jersey Shore for being too unstable.
A Bad Ass in Twilight
Trumped-up anger and staged indignation can be found anytime by anyone with a remote control these days, but true self-awareness after years of self-delusion is rare on television, but that's exactly what Phil Baroni, washed-up MMA dude, displays on...
I Thought Nickelback Was the Worst Band on Earth But It’s Really Gaslight Anthem
While I was cleaning the other day, a new Nickelback song came on and distracted me. A few notes intothis track on the TV and Nickelback wasbumming my ears out like they always do. I glanced up at the screen in disgust and my jaw dropped: It wasn't...
The Day I Learned All of Hollywood's Biggest Secrets
With a bunch of other confused people taking the TMZ bus tour.
Five Things That Nobody Is Allowed to Joke About Ever Again
There are a billion other awful things to mock, Twitter.
Jersey Shore XXX: A Porn Parody
I looked up and there was a muscle-bound guido, with his guidette whore, pushing a baby stroller toward me to fight. He didn't have a shirt on; I don't believe they sell shirts in Staten Island.