Louis van Gaal
Chips Episode 4: Can't Talk Now, Louis Van Gaal Has Retired
Aaron and Will debate whether Alexis Sanchez threw the lamest tantrum in history, Will tries to explain to Aaron what exactly English soccer fans want from Pep Guardiola, and the duo discuss Louis Van Gaal's big balls.
In Fond Memory of the Greatest Sports Vines
Tuesday marks the end of Vine, a looping video app that was one of the best things about the internet. Sports, and everything else, will be poorer for the loss.
The Cult: Edgar Davids
Edgar Davids was an all-action defensive midfielder who spoke his mind, didn't take any shit, and became an icon in wraparound goggles. For his attitude, his football and his tinted shades, he earns a spot in The Cult.
Bastian Schweinsteiger, Jose Mourinho, and the Trouble with Nostalgia
As Bastian Schweinsteiger nears the end of his Manchester United career, fans of the legendary midfielder demand respect. But is the problem respect, or is it nostalgia?
Jose Mourinho Officially Hired as Manchester United Manager
"I think I prefer to forget the past three years. I prefer to focus on the giant club I have in my hands right now. I think what the fans are expecting me to say, is that I want to win."
Alan Pardew’s After-Dinner Speaking: The Semi-Definitive Guide To The FA Cup Final
If Man United win the FA Cup final, it might just prolong the turgid reign of Louis van Gaal. If Crystal Palace triumph, we will have to listen to Alan Pardew bang on about it for all time.
Manchester United Claim the FA Cup on a Series of Scintilating Late Goals
An exciting FA Cup after all.
Hospital Futilely Warns Crystal Palace Fans about the Perils of Drinking
It would suck to need a blood transfusion after a car crash, but have to wait around because Nigel Bolingbrook had too many nips of Boddingtons.
Leicester City Are Champions But The League Goes On: This Weekend In The Premier League
Leicester tributes are becoming a bit tiresome, we’re taking Manuel Pellegrini for granted, and three clubs are drinking in the last chance saloon.
"Sex Masochism" and Delayed Gratification: The Premier League Review
Leicester's gratification may be delayed but it's surely not far off, while Newcastle are dancing to Rafa's beat and Arsenal fans are upset at another top-four finish. It's the Premier League Review
City vs Chelsea, Ranieri's Jelly Sandals, and Relegation Hyperinflation: This Weekend In The Premier League
The next round of fixtures should serve as a timely reminder that Chelsea are shit, Louis van Gaal will always underwhelm us, and Claudio Ranieri wears managerial jelly sandals.