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There's Human Hair in Your Bread
L-cysteine is an amino acid used to extend the shelf life of commercial bread products and is most commonly synthesized from human hair. But no one eats processed food with the illusion that they're not eating something at least a bit gross.
There's Not Enough Sustainable Beef in the World to Feed Your Fast-Food Addiction
Earlier this year, McDonald's pledged to start sourcing sustainable beef for its burgers. But what does that even mean? With beef prices at record highs and no agreed-upon definition, “sustainable beef” ending up in your Big Mac anytime soon seems a...
A UK Market Town Is Mourning Its McDonald's Like a Dead Relative
McDonald’s is an entity that lives, breathes, and shares our lives. It's why residents in a UK market town are publicly mourning the closure of their McDonald's as if a close relative has died.
Fast Food Porn Is Packed with Sexual Latency
There’s something rather natural about seeing a weiner dutifully placed inside a tight warm bun.
Nobody Knows Why We Still Call Them Freedom Fries
If you existed in 2003, you may recall the patriotic trend of certain restaurants changing the "French" in "French fry" to "freedom" as a reaction to France's opposition to the US invasion of Iraq. It's 2014 and politics have shifted, so why...
Ukraine Is in Crisis, but You Can Still Get Knockoff McDonald's at Kiev's Worst Restaurant
McFoxy is Ukraine's sad attempt to rival McDonald's—the chicken is spongy, the burgers are oddly sweet, and the best part of the meal is the one-dollar beer.
New Jersey Is Trying to Ban People from Eating While Driving
A proposed law in New Jersey could make tasks like eating, smoking, and applying make-up unlawful in an effort to tighten up driving laws. But what will this mean for the fate of New Jersey fast food drive-thrus if the law is passed?
But the McRib Is Delicious
I get it. The McRib is bad. But there’s one important argument that food bloggers tend to overlook when getting on their high horses to tear down the McRib: IT IS FUCKING DELICIOUS.