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Ten Things My Kid Won't Believe About 2013
Including pissy little internet bitches, the NHS, Rihanna and a cure for HIV.
The Notches On Your Bedpost Don't Mean Shit
Your sex gets better when you're learning with one person.
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How I Divided the Royal Family and Brought Down New Labour
After almost getting run over by the Popemobile.
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The Stories I Tell That Someone New
When you first meet someone new, it's important to unload all of your important facts and stories onto them.
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How to Get Half Drunk and Be a Genius
The best place to find profundity is on the toilet floor of a shit club at 3AM.