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    "I like giving blowjobs too, but I give off less of a 'this is the best' vibe because I have arthritis."

  • Between Revolutions

    Technology is addictive and destroys whatever's left of the human mind. It will be tragic when it wrecks Cuba, turning these lovely but thwarted people into inert, unlovely robots, tweeting like every oblivious twat in the universe.