"Do you know what I would have been without my hair? A virgin."
UPDATE: Noisey Festival will not be carried out as planned, due to unforeseen circumstances.
Will the Icelandic invention revolutionize music technology, or just turn your shitty friend into the Iron Man of DJs?
From roommates getting it on to Neil Young to whiskey blackouts and broken ankles to ”La Bamba.”
Have a piss and let the history seep in. Just don't bring a blacklight.