Rappers
The Week in GIFs
After finally coming to terms with the fact that most people barely have the attention span to tie their shoes, let alone read more than five sentences of text, we've created a new column about GIFs.
A Visual Guide to EVEN MORE Singin-Ass Rappers!
I left a lot of singin-ass rappers off my first chart of singin-ass rappers and you guys let me know. Here’s another chart of singin-ass rappers.
Fat Tony Talks About Losing His Virginty and Falling in Love
Houston rapper Fat Tony talks with Lauren Schwartzberg about popping his cherry.
Flosstradamus Turns the Studio Into A Mosh Pit
Your favorite trap stars behind the boards with Atlanta's best rappers and a whole lotta weed.
The Fresh Prince of Chiraq
We’re at Studio 11 in downtown Chicago, talking to a Def Jam A&R guy named Sickamore. He is calmly overseeing the tumultuous career of Lil Durk, a 20-year-old rapper who’s currently encased in one of the studio’s glass vocal booths, a Gucci scarf...
Petition: Bring Back 'The Weakest Link' With Rappers in Every Single Episode
This is a very important public service announcement.
Most of the Rappers in Calgary Are Awful
Obviously, right? But you should still watch some of their terrible music videos.
Hip Hop Loves Unprotected Sex
Although rapper's wellness advice is less than sparkling at the best of times, one area of expertise really stands out as being under evolved: safe sex. For a group obsessed with being tough and loving their dicks, they are not taking great care of them.
Bert Meets a Real Rapper Who’s a Year Out of Prison
A lotta dudes in prison are rappers, but I don’t pay them much mind. But in the case of SunBlaze, I had a feeling that he was serious bizness—the way he kept to himself, quietly writing and not talking a lotta shit like lotsa dudes do. He got out last...
P Diddy and Mark Wahlberg's Lazy Attempt to Redefine Water
As someone who constantly ends up accidentally hungover through no fault of my own, I was immediately drawn to Puff Daddy and Mark Wahlberg’s strange announcement that they had joined forces to relaunch "Aqua Hydrate"—potentially the laziest named...
The Noisey Guide To Rappers To Watch In 2013
The main problem with most "Rappers to Watch this Year" lists is that they're biased and they suck. Not this one.
Hip-Hop Isn’t Dead, It’s Just Repackaged
Skateboarding ruined hip-hop, and Lil Wayne sucks, but at least we have our CDs and cassettes from the 90s to drown our sorrows.