Real-life Stories
Vacations Are Better Than Reality
If you're lucky enough to be jetting off abroad any time soon, fuck you. We'll be stuck here trying to drink ourselves through the winter. For now, though, we thought we'd gather some vacation stories together in an attempt to live out some kind of...
Drugs Aren't Always That Much Fun
It's Friday, so chances are you'll be ingesting some kind of narcotic within the next 72 hours. It's likely that you are going to have an awful experience that'll put you off drugs for the rest of your life or until next weekend. To bum you out, here...
Urine for a Treat
When was the last time you pissed yourself? Oh, when you were eight? Get real, friend; it was last weekend and we all know about it. Now that you're all ashamed, here are some stories about other people who pissed themselves to cheer you up.
Romance Isn't Dead, It's Just Getting Spit-Roasted in the Toilet
In preparation for the weekend, we’ve compiled some of the darkest, seediest stories we could find to give you some inspiration on how to jam pack the next couple of days with experiences you're going to regret for the rest of your life.
Breaking Up Is Hard When One of You Is Insane
A selection of stories about relationships ending and people going bat-shit crazy.
Accidents Happen When You're an Idiot
It's Friday night and time for a fight, if you're the kind of drunk idiot who finds joy in starting fights. If you're just a normal drunk idiot, then you'll probably end up hurting yourself in some way or another tonight anyway. Read these stories to...
Date Night Is Hate Night
Going on a date tonight? Why not read these stories from our friends in the UK about terrible dates and explode with nervous energy to save yourself the inevitable horror, dismay, and depression?
If You Don't Mug Yourself, Someone Else Will
To celebrate the last muggy day of yet another working week, here is a collection of stories about getting mugged from our friends in the UK.