• A Train in France Was Forced to Evacuate Because of Some Smelly Meat

    Passengers on a train traveling to Southern France were enjoying the high-speed ride until a suspicious gas-like stench suddenly began to fill the train car.

  • I Threw a Dinner Party with the World's Stinkiest Fish

    The smell of surströmming, a Swedish delicacy of fermented Baltic herring, will punch you in the face if you're not used to it. But for those of us who grew up eating this powerfully funky fish, there's no greater pleasure in the world.

  • Taleggio Is the Lindsay Lohan of All Cheeses

    Do you remember the first time you went down on a fine young thing? There was something sweet and yeasty, yet slightly sour, with just a tang of manure? You're thinking of Taleggio. This stuff has made more history than LiLo by the time she turned...

  • Sardinian Cheese

    You don't know from cheese until you get on a plane, fly over to Sardinia, and eat this su gallu stuff. So what if it's illegal? Honestly, who the fuck are you, Mr. European-Union-World-Police-Guy, to tell me what I can or can't eat?

  • Gross Jar

    If there were ever any concerns about God's feelings toward the Gross Jar and its mix-n-match approach to his wonderverse, they were allayed this morning when he delivered unto the office toilet a ringing endorsement in the form of a floating black rat.

  • Gross Jar

    Spring has come, and our former rat deficiency has blossomed like a patch of verminous rhododendron into an overwhelming abundance.