Stupid food
Against Food Selfies
Don't listen to foodies. Seriously. Anyone who chooses to blog about food cannot, under any circumstances, be trusted to midwife your next meal.
Illegalize It!
Apples should be illegal. What a terrible food. They never satisfy your hunger and they make way too much noise. Have you ever heard someone bite into an apple? It’s disgusting. It sounds like a tree is falling inside someone’s skull.
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