The Psychedelic Booby Trap Issue
A Prayer and Two Parables
The short stories of Paul Maliszewski are laser-focused and perfectly terse, but they are also enigmatic. Anyone who knows anything about the form will recognize these as ideal traits. Last December, Vice published Paul’s “The...
Meeting Victims of Ritualistic Satanic Abuse
Satanism typically conjures thoughts of dark-cloaked figures in deeply wooded areas, where they sacrifice livestock over a makeshift altar and whisper mysterious incantations in hopes of appeasing their dark lord. Maybe every once in a while they get...
Employees of the Month
GUIDO GAZZILLI A sweet and lovable 27-year-old rapscallion, Guido Gazzilli is a photographer who was born in Rome. His friends call him Guidini, because a) it sounds cute and b) it distinguishes him from all the orange-skinned, steroid...
The Cute Show Page!
Red pandas have the right idea. Their lives are a permanent vacation, way up in the trees of the Himalayas, where they get to eat, sleep, and make adorable little faces all day long.
We Analyzed Keith Morris’s Dreadlock
They say eyes are the windows to the soul, in which case your hair is what? The roof?
One-day “Success My Way” Seminar! At Madison Square Garden
OPENING Ex-president of Tunisia ZINE EL-ABIDINE BEN ALITopics of Ben’s famous “Kleptocracy—Sticky Fingers and the Family Beeswax!” speech will include: How to handle employees who are related to you
The Offensive Review
I only learned the secret of Horseshit magazine last year, while patronizing a local military-surplus shop. It was one of those menacing and increasingly rare army-navy stores popularized in 1993’s Falling Down—grimly dim...