Volume 11 Issue 4

Freezing In Hell

Cheburashka is a cute little animal-half monkey, half bear-from a 70s Soviet TV animation.

Vice Pictures

The VICE Guide To Cute

I know that Sanrio and pacifiers are raver garbage. I know that all the twee pop and lovecore bands of the mid-90s are counting spare change for Ramen noodles now.

Pockets Dumb Fat

Last month, we lamented the legal troubles of Diddy's other manservant, Prettyboy Loon.

Dear Diary

On Thursday I went to the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Steve, Jamie, and Alex. Boyz II Men KISSED ME!

Marmalade Swirls

Back in the early 1990s, when grunge was fading away and boy bands were cramming into the golden elevator, recent college graduate Pat Gubler helped start a band called Tower Recordings.

Out of My Lips

Is it safe to say that the three-way kiss is officially the most annoying new phenomenon of the new millennium? Yes, it is.

Games

Can anybody really put their hand on their heart and say they've watched ANY spaghetti western more than twice in their whole lives?

Big Whup

Oops, you got a little too drunk last night and you did it without a condom. It's the end of the world, right?