To be fair, the slow march of time is absolutely terrifying. No one wants to be confronted by that.
You can’t keep a good kid down.
We also have some kindly suggestions of what the young man could do with that sweet, sweet $275 he raised.
Sam Oosterhoff called the a bill supporting same-sex families "disrespectful to mothers and fathers," but evaded all questions by reporters when actually asked about his views face-to-face.
It's going to be the most rootin'-tootin', gosh-darn, hunky-dory time that a swell home-schooled 19-year-old elected politician who lives with his parents ever did see.
Everything is fine.