the 90s were great

Travel
Free Drinks and Sex on the Beach: My Time Working as a Club Med Vacation Rep
People on vacation, walking around half-naked and drinking all day—life at Club Med was relaxing and perverted at the same time.
Jean-Pierre, as told to Félix Macherez
3.24.16
Music
King Missile's John S. Hall Is a Sensitive Artist (Who Works at a Law Firm)
John S. Hall’s Twitter bio says that he “Had a band for a while—King Missile.” That band created the briefly popular song, "Detachable Penis," which made Hall briefly popular. But those days are over, and Hall now spends his days working as an...
Megan Koester
8.8.14
Music
Old People Hate Hipsters, Justin Bieber, and Kurt Cobain, Poll Shows
A Public Policy Polling survey of voters showed that Americans hate Bieber, haven't really heard of Skrillex, and have never downloaded any music illegally. In other news, the average American voter polled in these things is OLD.
Harry Cheadle
5.10.13