The Armpit of the Internet

The Armpit of the Internet

Family4Love Is the Facebook of Incest

Click around and you’ll find groups devoted to “Wisconsin families that love each other,” a wealthy man with carnal intentions looking for a surrogate to carry his children, and a page devoted to confessions like “I love the smell of my husband’s cock...
Michelle Lhooq
8.19.14
The Armpit of the Internet

Extreme Anal Porn's Shitty Consequences

What it takes to make a rosebud—the sex act that involves your rectum falling out of your butthole.
Michelle Lhooq
6.17.14
The Armpit of the Internet

The E-Cigarette Debate Has Exploded on Internet Forums

Vaping has become an intense topic online, especially on forums like Oliver Kershaw's E-Cigarette-Forum.
Michelle Lhooq
3.31.14
The Armpit of the Internet

Inside the Pus-Filled World of Zit-Popping Videos

Considering that sporting a leaky zit falls somewhere on the ladder of social taboos between eating your own boogers and gargling hobo cum, why do so many excruciatingly graphic videos of zit-popping become smash hits on YouTube?
Michelle Lhooq
1.9.14
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Sticking Needles in Your Dick Is so Much Fun

Needle play, the blanket term used to describe inserting needles into your body to get off, is quickly becoming one of the most popular forms of kink in the BDSM world.
Michelle Lhooq
10.21.13
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Horse_eBooks and Pronunciation Book Explain Their Digital Conceptual Art

After 724 days of nearly incessant tweets and more than 800 videos, I sat down with Jacob Bakkila and Thomas Bender, the artists behind two of the internet’s greatest mysteries—Twitter’s Horse_ebooks and YouTube’s Pronunciation Book.
Michelle Lhooq
9.26.13
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Will 3D Hentai Kill the Human Porn Star?

Poke around the crusty corners of the internet’s vilest porn repositories, and you’ll find that it doesn’t get much filthier than hentai. Freed of the body’s physical limitations, animated porn stars can keep guzzling demon semen long after Sasha Grey...
Michelle Lhooq
8.28.13
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Here’s What’s Happening on the Internet’s Most Racist Forums

Michelle Lhooq takes another stroll down the ass crack of the internet to find out what's happening on some of the web's most racist forums. Some of what she uncovers is so ignorant, it's almost as funny as it is sad. The glut of hate and negativity...
Michelle Lhooq
8.5.13
The Armpit of the Internet

Leg Warmer Porn Is Gross

Sheathing your legs in tubes of yarn while your feet dangle out in the cold is like popping mittens on your elbows. So why are these frumpy, outdated, and fundamentally absurd excuses for socks the source of so many boners on the internet?
Michelle Lhooq
7.15.13