Jesse Farrar
Why I Don't Bother Brewing My Own Beer
Homebrewing is a solution without a problem—like the smart toaster or a gritty Super Mario reboot.
Day Drinking Rules to Live By for Aspiring Beer Idiots
I’m stressed out by everything in the universe now. Drinking during the day is my compromise for staying normal, functional, and sane. It mostly seems to work. Here are my tips.
The Idiot's Guide to Drinking at Chain Restaurants
Comedians and fast-food connoisseurs Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell discuss the ins and outs of imbibing at the thousands of places where nobody knows your name.
The Beer Idiot's Guide to Olympic Drinking Games
Normally I’d be the first guy to tell you that drinking games are for frat boys and other repressed types, but the summer Olympics in Brazil call for desperate measures.
The Idiot's Guide to Summer Beer Drinking
Stop pretending you’re a sommelier or cicerone or whatever. Put away the snifter. Here are some summer beers that showcase utility, drinkability, drunkability, and refreshment.
Welcome to the Super Bowl, World
Every professional sport has a way of determining a champion. Only the NFL has something as quite as expensive, overstated, and widely watched as the Super Bowl.
I Hung Out With Honey Boo Boo's Mom at a Strip Club on New Year's Eve
The extravaganza was everything I'd hoped it would be and so much more.
I Hung Out With Honey Boo Boo's Mom at a Strip Club on New Year's Eve
The extravaganza was everything I'd hoped it would be and so much more.
Playing Fantasy Football the George Costanza Way: A Year in Review
At the start of the NFL season, we proposed that a policy of do-the-opposite contrarian zigging could be a winning fantasy football strategy. It mostly worked!
Playing Fantasy Football the George Costanza Way, Week 15
"These are the picks you're looking for," as a character in the popular movie "Star Wars" movie franchise once said. Also seriously there are fantasy picks in here.
Playing Fantasy Football The George Costanza Way, Week 14
Gamestop memories, Marcus Mariota, some dumb guys saying boring things about LeSean McCoy, and a few helpful suggestions for your fantasy football teams.