OLYMPIC ENERGY NACHOS - THE RECIPE
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Ingredients
Energy Tablet Nachos
Lots x dextrose energy tablets Step 1.Cut your tortillas into nachos with a tiny pair of (FRESHLY CLEANED) pube scissors that make you feel like that 50ft Voldemort thing from the opening ceremony when you use them.Step 2.Crush dextrose tablets in a pestle and mortar untill you have something I like to call "Dwain Chambers Berocca."Step 3.Sprinkle the powder over your nachos with some oil and seasoning and then bake in a hot oven.
Cod Liver Salsa
Coriander
Lots x cod liver oil tabletsStep 1.Chop up your tomatoes and coriander for the salsa. Step 2.Add chopped-up cod liver oil tablets and more lime-flavored energy tablets. It's vital that you stare at it really, really close, like this picture suggests you should. Looks neat, huh? Like a termite colony, or something.
Muscle Max Melt
1 x tablespoon Muscle MaxMelt the cheese over a bain-marie with Muscle Max until it forms into a righteous fondue slop.
Guarana Guacamole
Seasoning
1 x swig of guaranaFor the guacamole, mush up your avocado with seasoning and slop in some guarana.Finally, dump all your energy laden snacks together and enjoy the Olympics from the comfort of your sofa while buzzing like you just swallowed Queen Latifah's vibrator.Bone-appetit!JOANNA FUERTES-KNIGHT@fuertesknightPreviously - Fake Cheese Cheesecake