Joel Golby

Joel Golby is a writer for VICE UK and the author of the book Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant

London Rental Opportunity of the Week

Rental Opportunity of the Week: An Attic in London's Worst Nightlife Destination

At just £800 (plus £2?) a month.
Joel Golby
2 days ago
London Rental Opportunity of the Week

Rental Opportunity of the Week: What £1,200 Gets You in One of London's Poshest Areas

This one is genuinely baffling.
Joel Golby
5.20.20
London Rental Opportunity of the Week

Rental Opportunity of the Week: What £900 Gets You in London's Trendiest Neighbourhood

From the listing: "For optimal living, tenant would need to be able to maintain a lifestyle more in line with that of a large camper van."
Joel Golby
5.13.20
What I Miss

I'm Desperately Craving Decent Coffee

You can still get coffee, I know, but it's everything I associate with a takeaway cup that I'm missing right now.
Joel Golby
5.13.20
London Rental Opportunity of the Week

Rental Opportunity of the Week: One Surefire Indicator That a Flat Is Bad

There are eight (8) things that rankle me about this particular flat, but number two on the list is true of every terrible London rental.
Joel Golby
5.6.20
London Rental Opportunity of the Week

Rental Opportunity of the Week: Everything Bad About Renting in London

This place has it all!
Joel Golby
4.29.20
London Rental Opportunity of the Week

Rental Opportunity of the Week: The HH Holmes Murder Hotel, in Camden

Step outside your front door to find me, drunk and wailing, at 4AM.
Joel Golby
4.22.20
London Rental Opportunity of the Week

Rental Opportunity of the Week: The New Landlord Trend Defining How We Live

Welcome to the aesthetic of every refurbished flat in the UK, i.e. "What if your drug dealer made a flat in GTA?"
Joel Golby
4.15.20
London Rental Opportunity of the Week

Rental Opportunity of the Week: Rate This Room Out of 10

First things first: you'll have to pay £1,192 per month to buy a bed to put in a kitchen.
Joel Golby
4.8.20

Joe Exotic and the Inevitability of Self-Sabotage

Behind all the cages and bones and blood and piercings and tattoos and fire and limbs and guns, there is humanity in the Joe Exotic story.
Joel Golby
4.3.20
London Rental Opportunity of the Week

Rental Opportunity of the Week: I'd Like You to Imagine Living Here

Under lockdown, in "Harrow Weald".
Joel Golby
4.1.20
London Rental Opportunity of the Week

Rental Opportunity of the Week: Airbnb Landlords Have Gone Truly Insane

Airbnb got coronavirus and died, so now "hosts" are trying to rent their empty, soulless properties to the rest of us.
Joel Golby
3.26.20
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