Joel Golby

Joel Golby is a writer for VICE UK and the author of the book Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant

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Rental Opportunity of the Week: Winner of the 'Worst Landlord Move of 2019' Award

I beg you, do not move here.
Joel Golby
3 days ago
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Rental Opportunity of the Week: OK, I'm Now Broken By London

Here: essentially student halls, for £1,200 a month, in fucking Willesden.
Joel Golby
12.4.19
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Rental Opportunity of the Week: This Flat Is Proof of How London Warps Your Mind

I initially looked at this and thought, 'Good.' Then I looked again.
Joel Golby
11.27.19
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Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Corridor to Hell

Or: £900 a month for a thin room in Enfield, with carpets the colour of concrete.
Joel Golby
11.20.19
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Rental Opportunity of the Week: The Sheer Hell of Living with More Than One Person

In this case, you're living with six other people, paying over £1,000 a month for a bedroom with a tiled floor.
Joel Golby
11.13.19
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Rental Opportunity of the Week: Yet ANOTHER Insane Landlord Move

Feels like there's a new one of these every week.
Joel Golby
11.6.19
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Rental Opportunity of the Week: The Most Horrifying New Landlord Move of 2019

Pay £1,000 a month, to very literally shit where you sleep.
Joel Golby
10.30.19
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Rental Opportunity of the Week: Live in Someone's Garage for £17k a Year!

Bargain!
Joel Golby
10.23.19
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Rental Opportunity of the Week: This Flat Has Truly Broken Me

I'm spiralling, and it has a lot to do with the state of this place.
Joel Golby
10.16.19
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Rental Opportunity of the Week: Yet Another New Type of Landlord Monstrosity

Introducing: the mezzanine implant.
Joel Golby
10.9.19
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Rental Opportunity of the Week: This Place Screams 'Bad Vibes'

The bloodcurdlingly scream of the ghost child potentially living in your cupboard.
Joel Golby
10.2.19
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Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Flat Designed By a Serial Killer in Waiting

Some truly maniacal design choices in this Kensal studio flat, for £1,092 per month.
Joel Golby
9.25.19
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