Joel Golby

Joel Golby is a writer for VICE UK and the author of the book Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant

VICE Does 'Love Island'

The 'Love Island' Week That Was

Marvin's anti-game, Ovie's nerdiness and whatever the fuck is going on with Maura.
Joel Golby
4 days ago
london rental opportunity of the week

London Rental Opportunity of the Week: Wait... Is This a Joke?

Yes, fine, it's in San Francisco, not London— but just look at it.
Joel Golby
7.10.19
Internet Art History

Reappraising the Best Nightclub Photo Ever Taken

There's a lot going on here, and it deserves another look.
Joel Golby
7.8.19
VICE Does 'Love Island'

The 'Love Island' Week That Was

What a week! What a hell of a week!
Joel Golby
7.5.19
london rental opportunity of the week

London Rental Opportunity of the Week: a New Landlord Scam in an Imaginary Part of London!

Once again: the "semi-studio flat" is simply not a thing!
Joel Golby
7.3.19
VICE Does 'Love Island'

Four Weeks into 'Love Island', the Cracks Have Started to Show

Is everyone OK?? Cabin fever's setting in, ramped up by the 'bitter tweet' game: here are this week's five major moments.
Joel Golby
6.28.19
london rental opportunity of the week

London Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Void to Hell… in Shepherd's Bush!

Fire blanket stapled to the wall: check. Shower that opens directly into the living space: check. Screaming hell-mouth next to your bed: check.
Joel Golby
6.26.19
VICE Does 'Love Island'

The 'Love Island' Week That Was

Five days of fingering, bad flirting, persistent cucking and exploding girls.
Joel Golby
6.21.19
london rental opportunity of the week

London Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Murderer's Crashpad (?)… in Stoke Newington!

At some point you have to ask yourself the question: are you a human being, or are you luggage?
Joel Golby
6.19.19
VICE Does 'Love Island'

The 'Love Island' Week That Was

A wanking crime (allegedly!), chaotic horny energy and cold cheese on bread – the most important moments of the last five days in the villa.
Joel Golby
6.14.19
london rental opportunity of the week

London Rental Opportunity of the Week: An Insanely-Angled Ceiling… in South Harrow!

Not going to use Pythagoras' Theorem to figure out how much less of a room you'd be renting than anyone else but... one of you nerds can.
Joel Golby
6.12.19
london rental opportunity of the week

London Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Toilet Shower... in Clapton!

The toilet is the shower is the shower is the toilet.
Joel Golby
6.5.19
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