Chelsea Is Depressingly Dominant
Cesc Fabregas’s return to Arsenal wasn’t a typically explosive one, despite the efforts of Arsenal fans before kickoff. That’s perhaps to be expected—we were never going to get our Adebayor moment, because that’s not the man Fabregas is. And, in retrospect, the idea of there ever being a winning goal looks dumb—it was clear that Chelsea would win at a relative canter.
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It never ends. Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew should have been a goner several times by now, but he’s still there, still clinging on and just about getting by. His position seems untenable, and while we may think it’s only a matter of time, this is a club that sacked professional nice guy Chris Hughton for basically no reason. If Pardew’s fate really were ultimately sealed, he’d be gone. Yet here he is. He was hated before, sure, but he had the backing of his pals in the boardroom, and his players still appeared to be playing for him.Now that’s changed. Owner Mike Ashley appears to have lost patience, his old heroes are either sold, frozen out, or past it, and his new signings have taken to the Premier League like a brick to water. He is now all alone, one man raging against the establishment, a doomed pariah on a suicide mission. Well, almost alone. The weirdest buddy movie this year features a narcissistic Silver Fox and a devout Senegalese Muslim—because while all his other friends in the world have deserted him, he still has Papiss Cissé.
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Who would've predicted that the Premier League and Bundesliga would be looking won by October, but it was still all to play for in the Scottish Prem? The Premiership is currently topped by Hamilton Academical after they pulled off a 1–0 win at Parkhead. The last time Hamilton beat Celtic was in 1938. Oh, and they’re also a promoted team, having come up through the playoffs at the end of last season.
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It Looks Like Another Vintage Year for the Cult of BielsaGreat pic of press officer's facepalm during #OM coach Bielsa's extraordinary outburst yesterday (via @MMaestracci) pic.twitter.com/BwvU358E5x
— Daniella Matar (@DaniellaMatar) September 5, 2014
Another country that has thrown up a surprisingly tight race so far is France, a league that appeared to be reduced from a two horse race to showjumping after Monaco’s billionaire owner got fed up and went through the most expensive divorce in history. Yet Paris Saint-German are already seven points off the pace behind Bordeaux and Marseille, the latter of whom are managed by Marcelo Bielsa.Praising Bielsa should be done with caution—he’s a hip phenomenon due to his South American roots and fondness for bizarre formations. He’s a man who seems to be continually over-hyped—has anyone else ever had a fucking stadium named after them just for winning one title at a pretty big club? He also hasn't generally been a model of consistency, but he’s working out well at Marseille.
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In recent times, soccer has lost alcohol, hard men, strike partnerships, and proper wingers. The latest victim of its ongoing gentrification looks set to be Queens Park Rangers manager Harry Redknapp, who currently resembles the last old greasy spoon on a street full of overpriced coffee shops.It’s an open secret in football that Redknapp doesn’t really do tactics. Now, anyone who hasn't played the game professionally might as well admit to having no idea how much of what happens on the pitch is rehearsed in advance. Only former pros really know if soccer is just a series of connected set-piece routines and, thankfully, they’re not keen to reveal the truth. It’s soccer's version of kayfabe, and long may it continue.But however much work is done on shape, formations, routines, etc., it is generally acknowledged that Redknapp does a lot less of it than the average manager. And now it looks like that's finally caught up with him. QPR look disjointed, clueless, an embodiment of Redknapp’s own obsolescence. Feel free to enjoy Redknapp’s demise, but don’t think about it too much. It’ll only make you upset.Follow Callum Hamilton on Twitter.