Hello darkness, my old friend.
An obituary for Jose Mourinho.
Whoever you're backing in this very public falling out will probably be determined by the decade you were born in.
They may still be 13 points ahead of their rivals and almost certain to win the Premier League, but defeat to Manchester United this weekend left City fans crying their hearts out.
It might have been a truncated weekend of Premier League action, but oh boy was it a good one.
Jose Mourinho with the intelligence report.
When Manchester United meet Ajax on Wednesday evening, it will be more than a showcase Europa League final. It will be a clash of philosophies, and one which reflects badly on the Premier League.
Schweinsteiger sent out a clear warning: an uncaged Schweinsteiger is a threat enough.
While other managers tend to neglect England’s third most prestigious domestic competition, the Special One respects its prosaic power. What’s more, it usually serves him well in return.
Seems like we'll have to wait a hundred years or so to get another miracle run from Leicester.
In light of Jose Mourinho’s latest meltdown in front of the cameras, maybe it’s time for us to admit that post-match interviews are a waste of everyone’s time.