Is there anything scarier than buffet-sized portions? Or eyes on fruit? Or the unsupervised use of cotton wool? Yes, yes there is—and it's overripe banana. Overripe banana makes me want to vom so hard my lungs hit the back of my teeth. It simply shouldn't be.A photo posted by yumtamtam (@yumtamtam) on Oct 27, 2016 at 7:06am PDT
Did you know that the whole witch myth actually came about because herb-savvy women would anoint broom handles with hallucinogenic plant pulps, and then sit aside and ride those sticks like billy-o to absorb the juices into their bloodstream through the mucus membrane in their vagina? Cool, huh.Cheese and pretzel broomsticks… more healthier Halloween ideas up on the blog
A photo posted by The Brown Paper Bag Nutrition (@brownpapernutrition) on Oct 27, 2016 at 10:51pm PDT
A photo posted by Alina Mark (@craftylady777) on Oct 27, 2016 at 10:31pm PDT
Living on my own—entirely on my own—for two years taught me a very different way of dealing with spiders. Namely, as long as they kept to their square metre-age and I kept to mine, we could exist alongside each other in something like mutually self-assured destruction, terror, and harmony. I haven't killed one since.A photo posted by Reece Montgomery (@reecemontgomery) on Oct 27, 2016 at 10:30pm PDT
Nothing scares me more than the thought that my body is full of wet, twitching muscles, keeping my alive through a series of uncontrolled and unconscious electrical signals, muscular squeezes, and thumps.Gettin' our zombie cravings going Happy long #Halloween!
A photo posted by Hart Ang (@hart_ang) on Oct 27, 2016 at 6:01pm PDT
This actually looks like an unholy portrait of my old I.T. teacher—a gold-standard dickhead of a man who turned entire generations off both maths and computers. So, thanks for that.A photo posted by Kira Schneider (@kirra.schneider) on Oct 27, 2016 at 6:46pm PDT
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I see your stepmother's still on that healthy eating kick, huh?A photo posted by ᒪiᒪᒪi (@lilli_missheartmade) on Oct 27, 2016 at 10:23pm PDT
The small town near my late grandmother's house decided, back in the early noughties, that it was the "home of gingerbread," based on wafer-thin evidence and a desperate need to attract tourists to the Shropshire countryside. I only hope they've jumped on this bandwagon too.A photo posted by Haunt (@hauntfurniture) on Oct 26, 2016 at 4:38pm PDT
In the immortal words of Des'ree: I'm afraid of the dark, 'specially when I'm in a park And there's no-one else around, Ooh, I get the shivers. I don't want to see a ghost, It's a sight that I fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast, And watch the evening news. Happy Halloween Des'ree.A photo posted by Linda (@lindamorvai) on Oct 27, 2016 at 12:38pm PDT