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How To Do An Egg Cleanse For Your Aura
We're talking about the art of the egg cleanse. The humble egg will be waiting to cleanse you and your filthy aura.
South Korea Has Invented Ice Cream That Cures Hangovers
South Korea, Asia’s hardest drinking country, has introduced a hangover-curing ice cream bar called Gyeondyo-bar. Relief never tasted so sweet.
This Is How Much Longer You'll Live If You Stop Eating Meat
"The evidence is consistent that increased intake of red meat, especially processed red meat, is associated with increased all-cause mortality.”
Electrocuting Eggs Will Get Rid of Their Fart Smell
Japanese researchers found that treating an egg with electricity will get rid of any noxious odor (and make the egg white softer).
As a Chef, I Wish Yelp Didn't Exist
A chef and restaurateur shares why reading online reviews is a maddening experience for many food industry professionals. Just remember, fine dining isn't a fucking community swimming pool.
Unwind with Some Pictures of Puppies that Look Like Fried Chicken
What she does is post pictures of various animals—dogs, shrews, chicks, and more—and their food soulmates. Or at least the foods they most resemble.
Being an Artisanal Baker Destroyed My Body
In industrial bakeries, everything in the bread-making process is ergonomic with vigilant precautions towards health and safety. In small bakeries, this is often not the case.
WTF Happened to Government Cheese?
Does anyone remember that cheap dairy by-product that stunk up American kitchens from the late 70s to the early 90s with the stench of stinky gym socks?
A Guide to North Korean Food from a Man Who's Been Eating It for 14 Years
Having visited North Korea nearly 150 times, Simon Cockerell is well-versed in the cuisine of the hermit kingdom. His advice: try the sushi but avoid the clams cooked in gasoline.
Singing ‘Happy Birthday’ Is the Most Depressing Part of Being a Waiter
For this edition of Restaurant Confessionals, waiter Thomas Clarke shares his frustration about being forced to sing the Birthday Song to strangers in the name of hospitality.
Valentine's Day Is Better with Weed Butter
My first foray into weed edibles was in seventh grade, but later in life it became a lucrative side business to supplement my full-time gig as a professional baker. As such, I can say that nice weed edibles are the best Valentine's Day gift ever.
I Ate a Chicken Curry Pancake So You Don’t Have To
This Lent—in fact, for every Lent from now on—I shall be giving up chicken curry pancakes completely. I hope to atone for my sins and live as an inspiration to you all.