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- An aforementioned group of raging time travelers, furious about the death of Prince Albert, decided to leap forward in time by 154 years and go out on the radge, experiencing the delights of our modern kebabs and deep-fried food before going back to Victorian times to look at a pocket watch and die.
- Some of those "hipsters" you hear about went postal when the nearby Black Bull ran out of small-batch microbrew and decided to kick the shit out of someone.
- A university rugby team decided to have a "posh-cunts" theme night and finished the evening in the traditional manner of a university rugby club—that is, by running through an innocent bystander before going home to bray about all the tops they've ever had in their life.