Joel Golby
Joel Golby is a writer for VICE UK and the author of the book Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Hellish Flat Perfect for These Dystopian Times
A single tiny window? Sinister lighting? An overwhelming feeling of dread? I know exactly what this is.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Is This the Smallest Flat in the UK?
I'm not carrying a tape measure around, but this looks like the tiniest place ever profiled in this column.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Estate Agents Have a New Dirty Trick
Need to cover up the fact your studio flat has no bedroom? Disguise it with luxury shopping bags.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: The Disease of Landlordism Has Spread North
This pathetic mezzanine bed-above-a-kitchen in Sheffield is proof.
What It’s Like to Attend the Brits as a Non-Celeb
Is this a red carpet experience? Logically, yes it is. But it also isn't.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: The Most Cursed-Looking Flat Yet
I feel like I am looking at something the atomic priesthood is currently developing runes to warn me about for the next thousand years.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Would You Pay £650 to Sleep in a Kitchen?
This is actually the reduced price. Lucky you!
Rental Opportunity of the Week: The Disease of London Landlordism Is Spreading
Join me on a Great British Road Trip of shite accommodation, kicking off in Nottinghamshire.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Would You Pay £610 for a Bed in a Kitchen?
Quite a lot of furniture in this “kitchen”, isn’t there?
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Child's Bunk Bed For Grown Adults
Why hope for the future to be any different when landlords are still charging people £700 to live like a seven-year-old?
Rental Opportunity of the Week: This One-Bed Would Not Survive a Shag
I mean, it’s not screaming “cosy” to me
I Can't Enjoy the New 'Grand Theft Auto' Because I'm Old Now
Turns out the best game I ever played – a world I used to live inside for days – is just a load of grey triangles and some 69 jokes.