Joel Golby is a writer for VICE UK and the author of the book Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant
A single tiny window? Sinister lighting? An overwhelming feeling of dread? I know exactly what this is.
I'm not carrying a tape measure around, but this looks like the tiniest place ever profiled in this column.
Need to cover up the fact your studio flat has no bedroom? Disguise it with luxury shopping bags.
This pathetic mezzanine bed-above-a-kitchen in Sheffield is proof.
I feel like I am looking at something the atomic priesthood is currently developing runes to warn me about for the next thousand years.
This is actually the reduced price. Lucky you!
Join me on a Great British Road Trip of shite accommodation, kicking off in Nottinghamshire.
Quite a lot of furniture in this “kitchen”, isn’t there?
Why hope for the future to be any different when landlords are still charging people £700 to live like a seven-year-old?
I mean, it’s not screaming “cosy” to me
Turns out the best game I ever played – a world I used to live inside for days – is just a load of grey triangles and some 69 jokes.