There's no scenario where we're going to put away the bottle, sit up straight, and embark on a program of self-improvement. That's not who we are. A secret, coordinated plan to drag the rest of the world down to our level, so they're as inebriated, slurred, and incomprehensible as we are, is ultimately far more plausible.Follow Lee onTwitter.
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