People Describe the Worst Roommate They Ever Had in Six Words
“Shaved pubes left all over toilet.”
Why You Should Never Break Up with Someone at a Bar
If you bartend for long enough, you'll see a lot of weird, dramatic breakups, like women pulling out each other's weaves over Facebook "likes."
Obviously, A Guy Wearing a 'Hold My Beer' T-Shirt Was Arrested for a DUI
The youth of America continue to lead by example in both fashion and irony.
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These Insane St. Patrick's Day Stories Will Convince You to Stay Home Tonight
Blow jobs! Party bus fights! Fake death! People told us the most drunken and deranged things they've done to honor Ol' Pat's life.
How to Treat Bartenders, According to Bartenders
Hey there, chief. There's no dog here, so stop whistling.
Bartending at Christmas Means Watching People Lose Their Minds and Cleaning Up Barf
"The man had half a pint left in his glass so he downed it, but proceeded to throw up into his glass. The bartender told the man that he really had to get out. In response, the man downed the glass of sick and then left."
Working at a Bar During SantaCon Means Dealing with Lots of Puking Santas
It's a day filled with bathroom sex, street fights, and lots of vomit. Ho ho ho!
A Brief History of Drunken British Sailors
Until July 31, 1970, bracingly strong overproof rum was a vital part of the fabric of the British Navy—rationed, used as a currency, and a veritable way of life.
Being a Sober Bartender Always Helps Me Remember You Being an Asshole
Alcohol gives some male customers the courage to say the nastiest things.
Scientists Are Studying Your Drunken Tweets and They Know Where You Are
Researchers at the University of Rochester have developed algorithms that can detect drunk tweets and geo-locate the users who wrote them.
This Australian Bar Is Accused of Having an “Antisocial” Wine List
While you can certainly overindulge in any alcoholic beverage—and wine will make you pay for it with a mean hangover—wine bars aren’t exactly known for rowdy behavior. Most people don’t go down to the wine bar to rip shots and get into fistfights.
Watch an Uber Driver Pepper-Spray a Drunk Passenger in Self-Defense
The driver is apparently done driving for the company after a wasted guy lost his cool over Halloween weekend.