how to raise a baby


How to Expatriate with Your Baby

I packed my black ass up with my Muslim wife and our baby daughter and we moved to Mexico, and you can too.


When Babies Squad Up

It's important to let babies squad up. That's how they trade baby info and compare baby notes and kick all of their baby activities up a notch.


Baby Swammin’

Babies spend nine months floating around in amniotic fluid, so their swim game is, as the French say, on fleek.


How to Turn Your Baby Into a Musician

Get some of those tiny baby-size noise-canceling headphones and bring it to an underground rap show so it can see what struggle rap looks like.


So You Had a Baby

Show it some flowers or trees or whatever. Let it touch on a flower or feel grass on its tiny ass feet.