The Animals Issue

The Animals Issue
Greatest Hits
They blow shit up to save cuddly-wuddly bunny wabbits.
Andy Capper, Anita Crapperstein
12.1.05
The Animals Issue
Dear Diary
I love all creatures big and small. Even skinheads. Even you.
Lesley Arfin
12.1.05
Music
Bird Man
Duke Da God is guarded by a gigantic macaw.
Busta Nut
12.1.05

Sex
Skinema
I fear if I kept my eyes closed entirely, I might walk right into someone's dick.
Chris Nieratko
12.1.05
The Animals Issue
Games
Fantasy games depress me.
Syrup Davies
12.1.05
Music
Electric Independence
In Aix-en-Provence at the start of June, the only animals I really noticed were lizards, other than stacks of birds whose names I can never recall, and last time I checked they're reptiles.
Piers Martin
12.1.05

The Animals Issue
A Note from VICE Media Group
From the leadership at VMG
VICE Media Group Leadership
12.1.05
The Animals Issue
Caged Tigers
These bobcats live in big outdoor pens (up to a quarter acre) and cat rooms in Lynn Culver's house in the mountains of West Arkansas. The ones raised from when they were little are tame, the others are "not affectionate."
Amie Barrodale
12.1.05
The Animals Issue
Rat Hunting
Fuck New York’s unconstitutional gun laws. Let’s git ourselv sum rats, kiddies!
Hugh Bricks
12.1.05

The Animals Issue
Skin's Best Friend
We caught up with a few bona fide German Nazi skins to chat about their pooches.
Gunter Glass
12.1.05
The Animals Issue
Dear Diary
I love all creatures big and small. Even skinheads. Even you.
Lesley Arfin
12.1.05
The Animals Issue
Literary/I Want My Dvds
Who gives a fucking fucking fucking shit?
Jesse Pearson, Verner Pantone, Jock Wittles, Grim C
12.1.05