These Wild Asparagus Harvesters Were Mistaken for Violent Criminals
Six police cars sped out to the site of the pending crime only to find that these knife-wielders were not exactly violent—towards humans, anyway.
I Visited the Cult of White Asparagus
Germans take their asparagus <i>very</i> seriously: They have these “Spargelfests” (a.k.a. asparagus festivals) almost every weekend in May, where they elect asparagus queens and eat a ton of the foul-pee-inducing veggies.