the worst things of all time
Stop Trying to Make Cassettes Happen
You know what other things are shaped like tapes? Mein Kampf.
Concert PDA Is Not Okay
You wouldn’t fingerbang at a bus stop, so why is being at a concert any different?
Is Coolio Sending Us a Hidden Message in Falling In Reverse’s Godawful Cover of “Gangsta’s Paradise”?
We're through a very shitty looking glass here, people...
What Is The PonoPlayer Doing For Music? Not Much.
Is Neil Young's new invention hurting record stores and up and coming musicians?
Watch Some Guy Try to Rap Battle Rivers Cuomo on the Weezer Cruise
Ooh Wee Ooh / I Look Just Like A$AP Rocky
Ariel Pink Helped Make a Rap Song About a Guy Wanting to Fuck Lana Del Rey
Seriously, fuck this song forever.
Trying to Make Sense of This Creepy Billy Ray Cyrus Video
It includes the lyrics "Miley keeps twerking, daddy keeps working" and has topped half a million views in 24 hours.
Oh God, Here Is Ron Jeremy Reenacting Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball" Video
CAUTION: Only watch if you are near an eyewash station.
The Worst Types of People on Music Twitter
We at Noisey have an unfortunately earned expertise in all types of trolls on Music Twitter, and have taken it upon ourselves to compile some of the worst archetypes you’ll encounter.
Pull Your Head Out Of Your Ass, Bon Iver
Justin Vernon, are you seriously stupid enough to walk away from Bon Iver?
This Awful Metalcore Rap Video From Attila is the Worst Thing I've Seen
Congratulations, Attila. You are pushing the boundaries of how many genres can be combined and it still be considered music.