Alex Koenig
The Beatles’ Best/Worst Christmas Album
Who would have guessed that the fab four (why am I even typing that, I hate that term) would be the ones to deliver a Christmas album to cure you of your holiday blues?
Nations of Asia, Surrender Your Girlfriends!
After all, all men may be created equal, but no one said anything about their girlfriends. So consider this as something of a handy guide to choosing the best racial flavor for maximizing your cool points.
Let's Talk About Devo’s Anti-Romney Song, “Don’t Roof Rack Me, Bro”
The issue of Mitt Romney's dog being tied the roof of a car 30 years ago being immortalized in song is a bad idea.
The Christian Side Hug: Three Years Later
How is today’s Christian teen going to fight the onslaught of sexual depravity that is held under his or her nose on a daily basis through the Satanic forces of basic bodily contact?
A Brief History of Prince Ripoffs
Go to your trendiest of juke joints even today and only the most jaded of cool-kid scum would turn his or her nose at the spin of the man’s greatest hits disc.
Karaoke Master
It would be a healthy idea to familiarize yourself with the singles history of Shania Twain.
How to Best Ruin Your Band’s Legacy
Before you form a band, you should figure out how to best generate nostalgia that would make someone want to see your hypothetical band at a later date in the distant future.