BEN MAJOY
A Better Explanation Than Bath Salts
The condition, known generally as excited delirium, is characterized primarily by a sudden onset of bizarre and uncharacteristically intense aggressive behavior.
Redefining Time
I’ve always been on board with the idea that a second is exactly a second long. Then along comes a German scientist and my mind is shattered.
The Alcubierre Warp Drive
You probably don’t know what the Alcubierre warp drive is, but that’s cool.
The Pros and Cons of Dwarf Tossing
Back in the day, LPA conventions involved stacking atop one another to pull the fire alarm and cracking champagne in the parking lot.
The End of Sports
By signing to the Miami Heat last night, Lebron James has joined one of the most unnatural ensembles of talent that physical activity has ever seen. Now, three of the five Miami Heat starters averaged over 24 points a game last year. Even if Miami...
Drifting for a Day
Gerald and John Beckett are known as Pete and Repeat, the two hobo brothers of Parkersburg, West Virginia. They’re 71- and 73-year-old retired nomads with identical hunched stances and scruffy white facial hair. They dress exactly the same as each...