Bertie Brandes

  • It's Slut Night in London! Follow On Our Live Blog

    A night of slutty confessions in a bid to undermine the word "slut," covered live from London.

  • Twitter Thinks Angelina Jolie Is Nothing Without Breasts

    Unfortunately, there are lots of stupid and insensitive people on the internet, and they're all tweeting the same gag about feeling sorry for Jolie's fiancé, Brad Pitt. I'm fully aware that the internet's capacity for idiocy far exceeds whatever energy...

  • This Woman Who Hates Women Just Made My Day

    Meet Claire Khaw, a British antifeminist who wants nothing more than to “restore the patriarchy by means of establishing a one-party theocracy based on the Koranic principles that will replace the immorality of feminism.” Her hateful madness makes Ann...

  • What Sort of Person Hates Barack Obama?

    It doesn’t seem right, after such a win for democracy and liberalism, to mock those less fortunate than ourselves, so I’ve compiled a selection of tweets that can help us to empathize with Republicans everywhere, as well as to answer the question: What...

  • I Made Our Interns Humiliate Each Other for Halloween

    Originally, I wanted to personally humiliate our interns by dressing them up in the stupidest and most degrading costumes I could think of. Unfortunately, the killjoys in our HR department said I'm not allowed to do that, so instead I just gave them...

  • Recession-Proof Your Face

    By covering it in food instead of make-up.