Jeff Johnson
Jeff Johnson's Fun with Old Sportscards 2011 Baseball Season Edition
Nope. Wrong again. This IS a communication device, and yep, I am definitely hearing something. It's your mom. She's down in the laundry room and she says from the looks of it none of your tube socks got pregnant, but she somehow suspects you're gonna...
Jeff Johnson Presents More Fun with Old Sportscards: Labor Day Edition
Tim, when’s the last time you gave one single thought to renter’s insurance? What are you gonna do if there’s a fire? And in your neighborhood that’s not an “if” it’s a—wait, quit looking at that cocksucker behind me for a second. He’s not going to be...
Jeff Johnson Presents Fun with Old Sportscards
Rumor has it, you're looking for someone to fuck a pizza. Well, I'm your guy
Hang The O.j.
Recently, on June 12, 1994, O.J. Simpson’s ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson was stabbed to death in the stony Los Angeles enclave of Brentwood, California, along with 25-year-old waiter Ronald Goldman.
The Detective Who Busted Two Old Ladies...
This year, in Los Angeles, two senior citizens, Helen Golay, 77, and Olga Rutterschmidt, 75, were convicted of murder. They were both sentenced to consecutive life terms.
George Saunders
George Saunders is that rare sort of writer who may have gone ahead and invented a new genre.
His & Hers Watches
He called into a local radio station upward of 60 times in January of 1989. Provided a series of correct answers that surpassed the other callers’ series of answers and advanced southward to the state capital for the semi-finals.
Something Like An Anomoanon
They make the kind of music that’s playing at the bonfire you show up at in Jersey.