Jonathan Daniel Brown
I Thought a Birthday Party in a Sex Shop Would Be More Fun
Last week I was asked to cover Glory Hole 2013, the 42nd birthday party for Hollywood's famous sex shop, The Pleasure Chest. Like most people, I like sex and I like parties. This sounded great.
Reddit Saved This Girl from Her Abusive Boyfriend
Reddit is known for lots of things, mainly arguments about libertarian politics, Neil deGrasse Tyson quotes, and occasionally ruining people's lives. But occasionally something good comes from there, too.
I Interned for Pauly Shore (and It Really Sucked)
"Grab me a beer from the bar, buuudddy?” Pauly Shore said to me. “Sorry, I’m only 19. I can’t buy alcohol,” I mumbled without looking up from the game of Tetris I was playing on my flip-phone. “Say it’s for Pauly. Tell the bartender you’re my...
I Interviewed Four Women Who Rejected Me to Find Out What's Wrong with Me
The chubby kid from the movie Project X decided to speak to four ladies who rejected his advances to figure out exactly where he went wrong with each of them. It could be his complete lack of ability to read certain basic social cues. Or maybe...
