Syrup Davies

  • Games

    RESIDENT EVIL 4When did video games start to get good again? All year I’ve been pissing away my life playing shit like Gran Tursimo 89, Gloria Hunniford’s Happy Shopper 5 and

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    Fantasy games depress me.

    Syrup Davies

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    Who the fuck is Sid Meier and how did he have the balls to put his name in the title?

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    Fuck PC-quality graphics and the “taste and smell” extension.

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    Despite the excellent Manhunt being a game where you play a muscled guy in a vest who gropes other muscled guys in vests in alleyways, nobody has actually pointed out that the whole "stealth" genre may be a training tool/masturbation aid for in...

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    The new Tony Hawk's Underground 2 is pretty good but all the hateful extra features are totally superfluous to the action.

    Syrup Davies

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    Apart from Megatron, the evil Decepticons were so much better than the mummy's boy Autobots.

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    Can anybody really put their hand on their heart and say they've watched ANY spaghetti western more than twice in their whole lives?

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    I don't understand games that strive to reflect the total fucking banality and pointlessness of real life.

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    Almost as boring as playing golf.

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    Let's make a snuff film with Rockstar.

    Syrup Davies

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    Computer games are just games, after all.

    Syrup Davies