Syrup Davies

  • The Kill Your Parents Issue

    Games

    Who the fuck is Sid Meier and how did he have the balls to put his name in the title?

    Syrup Davies
  • The Animals Issue

    Games

    Fantasy games depress me.

    Syrup Davies
  • The Horror Issue

    Games

    RESIDENT EVIL 4When did video games start to get good again? All year I’ve been pissing away my life playing shit like Gran Tursimo 89, Gloria Hunniford’s Happy Shopper 5 and

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  • Tech

    Games

    Can anybody really put their hand on their heart and say they've watched ANY spaghetti western more than twice in their whole lives?

    Syrup Davies
  • The Jobs Issue

    Games

    Apart from Megatron, the evil Decepticons were so much better than the mummy's boy Autobots.

    Syrup Davies
  • The Obsessions Issue

    Games

    Despite the excellent Manhunt being a game where you play a muscled guy in a vest who gropes other muscled guys in vests in alleyways, nobody has actually pointed out that the whole "stealth" genre may be a training tool/masturbation aid for in...

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